unicorn of humans

Ask me anything   20.
redhead.
awesomely cool female.
college student.
psychology major.
slightly obsessed with hannibal.
lover of the arts.

pansysky:

spookytox:

reaill:

grimfemme:

I just wanted to eat breakfast ;(

welp now we know the distinction between the two

Have….have people…not eaten shredded wheat before? The regular sized ones?

You put it in a bowl and pour milk on it (with sugar + cinnamon if you’re not some lunatic fiber satan who just wants to eat wheat strings) and let it soak a bit before breaking it up and eating bite sized portions with your spoon.

DO PEOPLE NOT KNOW THIS?!

NONE OF US KNEW THAT

(via thecattygrl)

— 1 hour ago with 29645 notes

alecwiens:

I have a bad habit of assuming I’ve annoyed people, and it usually ends up with me dropping communication and hoping they’ll be the ones to continue it.

(via happyhellhound)

— 1 hour ago with 519168 notes

adventuretimeandsuperjailrock:

If this isn’t good marketing I literally don’t want to know what is.

(via madnerdythings)

— 2 hours ago with 80782 notes

Actual conversation at a party last night

Random college kid:Dude are you a real punk or a fake punk?
Me:I, um. I-I don't care?
Kid:*turns to his friend* Dude he said he doesn't care that means he's a real punk hi I'm Doug nice to meet you
— 5 hours ago with 120859 notes
too-ashtonishing:

I feel like this picture is so important

too-ashtonishing:

I feel like this picture is so important

(via orgasmic-humor)

— 1 day ago with 366098 notes
geekscoutcookies:

youandmeforeverfriends:

peskytimepirate:

freelanceplatypus:

did-you-kno:

Source

Dude. This means that your name and address could have been in Dumbledore’s office. 

How do you think he knew where to send the Hogwarts acceptance letter? Magic?

reblogging for the A+ comment

BINGO

geekscoutcookies:

youandmeforeverfriends:

peskytimepirate:

freelanceplatypus:

did-you-kno:

Source

Dude. This means that your name and address could have been in Dumbledore’s office. 

How do you think he knew where to send the Hogwarts acceptance letter? Magic?

reblogging for the A+ comment

BINGO

(Source: did-you-kno, via orgasmic-humor)

— 1 day ago with 193248 notes

classy-kate:

i-wanna-be-stereotyped:

I wish my friends would take random pictures of me when we hang out because I’m an arrogant prick and I want more pictures of myself that aren’t selfies.

Someone finally said it

(via sassy-and-hungry)

— 1 day ago with 557774 notes
avron:

hedgyhedgehog:

jacquesattack:

You don’t fuck with the tray master

There’s something about the casual destructive power of immense, self-certain competence.

Instant Karma

avron:

hedgyhedgehog:

jacquesattack:

You don’t fuck with the tray master

There’s something about the casual destructive power of immense, self-certain competence.

Instant Karma

(via orgasmic-humor)

— 1 day ago with 298223 notes